Chicken Lips and Lizard Hips

 

Song

(to the tune of: Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious)

 

*Chorus: Chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes
               Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs
               Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toe-nail pies
               Stir them all together, its Mamas Soup Surprise.

 

Oh, when I was a little kid I never liked to eat,
Mamad put things on my plate; Id dump them on her feet,
But then one day she made this soup, I ate it all in bed,
I asked her what she put in it, and this is want she said:

 

*Chorus

 

I went into the bathroom and stood beside the sink,
I said Im feeling slightly ill, I think Id like a drink,
Mama said Ive just the thing, Ill get it in a wink,
Its full of lots of protein, and vitamins I think.

 

*Chorus